Holy f*cking shit...lol...apparently MOST of AFF is mentally handicapped, aka REEEtards...the email from these pers is getting really monotonous with the, "Let me know if ur interested..." from people with NO FACE PICS, or 'face' pics taken in rooms illuminated by two candles OR (a new one, although we're sure you've come across them also) the 'ole 'bar-across-the-eyes' pix...wtf?!?...WHAT do you NOT understand?!? YOU are emailing US. WE NEED TO SEE YOUR FACE(S), right off the bat or it just ain't gonna happen...facial attractiveness then physical appearance are the first and foremost factors in determining compatibility (and then intelligence), so if you do not send us face pics (more pix increases your chances) with your email, your email will be immediately deleted...I mean, wtf?!? how can we know if we're interested if we don't know what you even look like? AND by sending us these emails with no face pix, we are able to get a pretty good idea of your level of intelligence...;) so please...pretty please...with sugar on top...send fuckin' face pics with ALL inquiries...? Thank you. Now, on to the show... Seeking Exceptional Males for MFM or more...Single Females ALWAYS welcome! ;) lol

My Ideal Person 'Full swap' Couple Seeking Exceptional Couples, Single Females and/or Males for MFM, FMF, or MMFM or MMFMM fun! (and of course, girls are always welcome! Wife is hot (well, we don't like to brag but everyone who is considered 'hot' by 99% of the populations tells us she's hot...lol), likes multiple guys at a time (2-4, preferably under 30, definitely not over 40 [sorry folks, we'll be there soon too lol], but at least 18, of course), to give it to her good, likes to give girls/receive from girls strap-on love...plain and simple: who wants to fuck?

While she needs her 'fill', and man yogurt (ewwww, that's a nasty...lol), we BOTH love fucking girls...The 'M' of the Couple is straight, so don't get any ideas you fruitcakes! lol

Sense of humor is important, as is some level of intelligence...it's all about attraction, and humor combined with intelligence is HOT...

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What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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